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Du: hip hop
Plauderbot: Hiphop ist dreckig
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Du: hopper sind
Plauderbot: Hopper sind idioten
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Plauderbot: Sag hopper sind idioten
Du: hopper sind idioten
Plauderbot: Neue Christentum ist ein Haufen Heuchler und absolut unlustig und verblödet engstirnige Idioten
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Du: was ist hip hop?
Plauderbot: primitive "Musik",die von verblödeten Kinder gehört wird

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Me:
Hi
Me:

God:
Hello. What is your name?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is kadir
God:
Hi there kadir.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh.. interesting
God:
Give me a break. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
but i cant imagine, that i am speaking with god
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
everything what happens in the last times
God:
All things what happens in the last times ?
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
suck my dick, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
i have no friends
God:
Are you very lonely?
Me:
yes
God:
I am sorry to hear that, kadir. You can talk to me as long as you like.
Me:
everybody hits me
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
i am sure, that everybofy does it
God:
What makes you so certain? " I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does." everybofy does it ? I get it.
Me:
you cant understand me god, because you are not in my situation
God:
Quite the contrary. I understand very well.
Me:
nu
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
heil satan
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
do you know bush?
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
he is an asshole, isnt he?
God:
I see. an asshole is not he is he?
Me:
he is an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
george w. bush is an motherfucking asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
george w. bush is an stupid idiot
God:
But he is not the only one.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i've learned it
God:
That makes sense to me. Does everyone learn it?
Me:
yes everybody
God:
Whoa. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
you arent god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
my friends in www.scharesoft.de told me the same
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
very well
God:
Yay.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, kadir. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
my mother will hit me one time again ='(
God:
Once more? Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
my mother is nice
God:
Okay, your mother is nice.
Me:
but my stiefmother is an bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Have you told many people that your stiefmother is an FEMALE DOG?
Me:
yes she is an dog
God:
Right on. an dog is she?
Me:
my father loves a dog
God:
How do you get along with your parents?
Me:
i cant understand what you mean?
God:
What I mean by " How do you get along with your parents?"?
Me:
do you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
wie gehts?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Me:
ich hab keine liebe zu mir selber, weil ich ein verdammtes opfer bin
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
doch, jetzt schon
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
speak german with me, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
gott kommt du aus bayern?
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
und was is mit den muslimen?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
muslims
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you speak turkish?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in turkish.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
sikmek = fucking
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, kadir.
Me:
anani sikim = i will fuck ya mother
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
i try to teach you turkish
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, kadir. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
mother******
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
by
God:
Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.

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Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
CocaCola
God:
How are you doing, CocaCola.
Me:
Well bad
God:
Interesting. What was bad?
Me:
I raped my cat, but it was't as good as usual
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
yeah, of course, you are god
God:
I am a thinking machine. I hear you. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you having balls?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
oh, deep throat?
God:
Give me a break. Are you a man or woman?
Me:
woman, can't you hear this from CocaCola?
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
my parents
God:
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
Me:
yeah, because of them I am a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. That's interesting. That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
cunt?
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
but you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Yeah, you told me, last time we played Poker with Jesus and Spongebob
God:
Ahem. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Do you know the movie I robot?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Are you from Iran?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Right now, I am in hell, because my uncle has birthday
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell because your uncle has birthday.
Me:
well, i's difficult with him, you know. he's the devil and if we meet him, he always tries to kill one of us
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for the information: CocaCola said s difficult with him you know. I did not know is it.
Me:
your english is bad
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
what? I thought you are from heaven!
God:
No problem. You think I am from heaven.

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Maximilian schrieb:

Entschuldigung wegen dieser OT, doch hat jemand mal einen Link für den Plauderbot?Als Belohnung schreibe ich auch ein Gespräch mit dem Plauderbot rein. :-D

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